I'm a nude model, get over it.
I hate most of my tattoos.
I'm addicted to vitamin water.
I love my boyfriend.
I love to travel.
I pay for all of my own stuff.
I'm all about gay marriage and equal rights.
I also support a woman's right to choose.
I love to sing and dance.
I love porn, gore, and rainbows.

JAMIE. simon, my bichon frise. cr1ck3t. my birds. sleep. porn. sex. clothes. unicorns. lurking. dancing. old hollywood. the 80's. corny children's movies. collecting strange things. spending money. art. decadence. debauchery. modeling. cute girls. nintendo gameboy/ds/wii. sushi. germany. pin up girls.

my bloody valentine, hole, the knife, deftones, bjork, on broken wings, dangerous muse, the warriors, slipknot, lovedrug, copeland, old hopesfall, poison the well, soundgarden, babes in toyland, sex pistols, veruca salt, reggie and the full effect, tears for fears, duran duran, haxan, vaz, the nintendudes, gold chains, peaches, marilyn manson, pantera, ladytron, sleater kinney, spitafield, afi, my chemical romance, converge, pig destroyer, etc.

any eon mckai porn, some kind of wonderful, sid and nancy, cry baby, serial mom, the garbage pail kids movie, female trouble, pink flamingos, child's play, pet sematary, gummo, nowhere, the doom generation, jawbreaker, buffalo 66, the opposite of sex, the addams family, what ever happened to baby jane, don't be a menace, crooklyn, bully, kids, birth

super milk chan, the L word, the boondocks, the tim and eric awesome show great job, tom goes to the mayor, the brak show, intervention, cathouse, autopsy, full house, golden girls, roseanne, south park, degrassi, foster's home for imaginary friends, drake and josh

smack.